Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th August 2005

Dilbert//5977, first published 21 years ago on Friday 26th August 2005

Tags

urgent budget numbers technology amazing data delete spam

Official transcript

Subject: URGENT Dilbert, give me your budget numbers as soon as possible. "Technology is amazing. I type one message and within minutes I'll have my data."

"First order of business: Delete all spam e-mail that has a subject of 'Urgent'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

Subject: URGENT Dilbert, give me your budget numbers as soon as possible.

TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING. I TYPE ONE MESSAGE AND WITHIN MINUTES I'LL HAVE MY DATA.

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DELETE ALL SPAM EMAIL THAT HAS A SUBJECT OF "URGENT".

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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