Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th August 2005

Dilbert//5978, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 27th August 2005

Tags

stealth layoff evil director human resources worthless employees job no longer exists business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I call it a stealth layoff."

"We move all of the worthless employees to the same project. When it's done, we tell them that their jobs no longer exist."

"I don't like the look of this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I CALL IT A STEALTH LAYOFF.

WE MOVE ALL OF THE WORTHLESS EMPLOYEES TO THE SAME PROJECT.

WHEN IT'S DONE, WE TELL THEM THAT THEIR JOBS NO LONGER EXIST.

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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