Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st August 2005

Dilbert//5982, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 31st August 2005

Tags

meals on flight cannibals elbonian airlines

Official transcript

"Are there meals on this flight?"

"Yes, if you're a cannibal."

Elbonia Airlines "That is not funny. After this flight, I'm going to complain to your supervisor."

"Can you put me next to the plump guy?"

"Sure. He's in B8."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE THERE MEALS ON THIS FLIGHT?

YES, IF YOU'RE A CANNIBAL.

ElboNia Airlines THAT IS NOT FUNNY. AFTER THIS FLIGHT, I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR SUPERVISOR.

CAN YOU PUT ME NEXT TO THE PLUMP GUY?

SURE.

HE'S IN B8.

ElboNia Airlines

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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