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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st August 2005

Dilbert//5982, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 31st August 2005


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meals on flight cannibals elbonian airlines


Official transcript

"Are there meals on this flight?"

"Yes, if you're a cannibal."

Elbonia Airlines "That is not funny. After this flight, I'm going to complain to your supervisor."

"Can you put me next to the plump guy?"

"Sure. He's in B8."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ARE THERE MEALS ON THIS FLIGHT?

YES, IF YOU'RE A CANNIBAL.

ElboNia Airlines THAT IS NOT FUNNY. AFTER THIS FLIGHT, I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR SUPERVISOR.

CAN YOU PUT ME NEXT TO THE PLUMP GUY?

SURE.

HE'S IN B8.

ElboNia Airlines

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Cannibal on the Plane"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between a passenger and an airline supervisor.
  • The passenger, dressed in a cannibal costume, inquires about meal options on the flight.
  • The supervisor, amused by the situation, offers to complain to the supervisor about the passenger's attire.
  • The passenger responds with a question about the location of the "plump guy" next to him, implying that he intends to eat him.
  • The supervisor, still chuckling, informs the passenger that the "plump guy" is seated in seat B8.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the passenger's outrageous behavior.

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