Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st September 2005

Dilbert//5983, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 1st September 2005

Tags

seat airplane cannibal sits next to hairy skull touch taunts

Official transcript

FISH & AMMO "Why do I always get the seat next to the cannibal?"

"These guys are all the same. I know what's going to happen next."

"My hairy skull isn't touching you."

"Right on schedule."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SEAT NEXT TO THE CANNIBAL?

THESE GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT.

MY HAIRY SKULL ISN'T TOUCHING YOU.

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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