Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st September 2005

Dilbert//5983, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 1st September 2005

Tags

seat airplane cannibal sits next to hairy skull touch taunts

Official transcript

FISH & AMMO "Why do I always get the seat next to the cannibal?"

"These guys are all the same. I know what's going to happen next."

"My hairy skull isn't touching you."

"Right on schedule."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SEAT NEXT TO THE CANNIBAL?

THESE GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT.

MY HAIRY SKULL ISN'T TOUCHING YOU.

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hairy Skull"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a distinctive appearance, seated on a plane next to a man with a hairy skull. Dilbert's curiosity about the unusual passenger leads him to inquire why he always sits beside someone with a similar appearance. The hairy-skulled man responds that they are all the same, implying a shared identity or affiliation. Dilbert, however, remains unconvinced and points out the absurdity of their situation, stating that his own hairy skull is not touching him.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's distinctive appearance
• The hairy-skulled man's response
• Dilbert's skepticism and observation of the absurdity of their situation

Humor:

The comic strip relies on wordplay and absurdity to create humor. The use of a "hairy skull" as a punchline adds to the comedic effect. The strip's lighthearted tone and playful language make it an entertaining and amusing read.

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