Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd September 2005

Dilbert//5985, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 3rd September 2005

Official transcript

I'm the editor of the department newsletter. That makes you my cub reporter. "Cub reporter??? I have an engineering degree from the India Institute of Technology - the most challenging university on the planet."

"That'll come in handy during the copying phase. We get some fierce paper jams."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM THE EDITOR OF THE DEPARTMENT NEWSLETTER. THAT MAKES YOU MY CUB REPORTER.

CUB REPORTER??? I HAVE AN ENGINEERING DEGREE FROM THE INDIA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY - THE MOST CHALLENGING UNIVERSITY ON THE PLANET.

THATLL COME IN HANDY DURING THE COPYING PHASE. WE GET SOME FIERCE PAPER JAMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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