Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd September 2005

Dilbert//5984, first published 21 years ago on Friday 2nd September 2005

Tags

employees the boss asok projects new challenge tina write newsletter worthless assistant

Official transcript

I have completed all of my projects and I am ready for a new challenge. "You can help Tina write the department newsletter."

"But the newsletter job is only given to the most worthless employee."

"And her assistant."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE COMPLETED ALL OF MY PROJECTS AND I AM READY FOR A NEW CHALLENGE.

YOU CAN HELP TINA WRITE THE DEPARTMENT NEWSLETTER.

BUT THE NEWSLETTER JOB IS ONLY GIVEN TO THE MOST WORTHLESS EMPLOYEE.

AND HER ASSISTANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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