Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th September 2005

Dilbert//5987, first published 21 years ago on Monday 5th September 2005

Official transcript

I made a fortune by being an incompetent CEO. Everyone called me crazy when I put my entire personal wealth into pigs and garbage dumps. "You invested all of your money in pigs and dumps?"

"Invested? Now that would have been a good idea too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE A FORTUNE BY BEING AN INCOMPETENT CEO. EVER YONE CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN I PUT MY ENTIRE PERSONAL WEALTH INTO PIGS AND GARBAGE DUMPS.

YOU INVESTED ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN PIGS AND DUMPS?

INVESTED?

NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Incompetent CEO's Fortune"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between an incompetent CEO and his employees, who are shocked by his decision to invest his entire personal wealth in pigs and garbage dumps. The CEO is proud of his investment, claiming that it would have been a good idea if he had invested in it. The employees are skeptical and question the CEO's decision-making abilities. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of investing in unconventional assets and the potential consequences of poor decision-making.

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