Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th September 2005

Dilbert//5987, first published 21 years ago on Monday 5th September 2005

Official transcript

I made a fortune by being an incompetent CEO. Everyone called me crazy when I put my entire personal wealth into pigs and garbage dumps. "You invested all of your money in pigs and dumps?"

"Invested? Now that would have been a good idea too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE A FORTUNE BY BEING AN INCOMPETENT CEO. EVER YONE CALLED ME CRAZY WHEN I PUT MY ENTIRE PERSONAL WEALTH INTO PIGS AND GARBAGE DUMPS.

YOU INVESTED ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN PIGS AND DUMPS?

INVESTED?

NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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