Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th September 2005

Dilbert//5988, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 6th September 2005

Official transcript

"I heard that porpoises are smart, so I hired one."

"Porpoises have been known to save humans by attacking sharks with their snouts."

"He looks like our company lawyer, but more surprised."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT PORPOISES ARE SMART, SO I HIRED ONE.

PORPOISES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SAVE HUMANS BY ATTACKING SHARKS WITH THEIR SNOUTS.

HEY, IT'S OUR COMPANY LAWYER AND.

OOH, THAT'S ONE UGLY SNOUT WOUND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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