Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th September 2005

Dilbert//5988, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 6th September 2005

Official transcript

"I heard that porpoises are smart, so I hired one."

"Porpoises have been known to save humans by attacking sharks with their snouts."

"He looks like our company lawyer, but more surprised."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT PORPOISES ARE SMART, SO I HIRED ONE.

PORPOISES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SAVE HUMANS BY ATTACKING SHARKS WITH THEIR SNOUTS.

HEY, IT'S OUR COMPANY LAWYER AND.

OOH, THAT'S ONE UGLY SNOUT WOUND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Porpoises as Smart as Humans"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in the newspaper, features a humorous exchange between a company lawyer and a client. The lawyer explains that porpoises have been known to attack sharks with their snouts, showcasing their intelligence. However, the client is unimpressed, pointing out that the porpoise in question has an ugly snout wound.

Key Elements:

• A company lawyer and client discussing porpoises
• The lawyer highlighting porpoises' intelligence in attacking sharks
• The client's sarcastic remark about the porpoise's appearance
• A humorous tone throughout the exchange

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