Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th September 2005

Dilbert//5990, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 8th September 2005

Official transcript

"Carol, shred this."

"The shredder is right behind you, next to the fax."

"What if I do it wrong?"

"Only a complete moron could do it wrong."

"Um...I think I might have just faxed our strategy someplace."

"And that's why you never see a water fountain in a men's restroom."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, SHRED THIS.

THE SHREDDER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, NEXT TO THE FAX.

WHAT IF I DO IT WRONG?

ONLY A COMPLETE MORON COULD DO IT WRONG.

UM...

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE JUST FAXED OUR STRATEGY SOMEPLACE.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SEE A WATER FOUNTAIN IN A MEN'S RESTROOM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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