Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th September 2005

Dilbert//5991, first published 21 years ago on Friday 9th September 2005

Official transcript

Having two computers is a violation of the company's 5S rules of standardized workspace. "I need two computers to test my software. There's no way to do my job with one."

"I have a compromise solution. Put this little red tag on one of them and tell me later if anything bad happens."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVING TWO COMPUTERS IS A VIOLATION OF THE COMPANY'S 55 RULES OF STANDARDIZED WORKSPACE.

I NEED TWO COMPUTERS TO TEST MY SOFTWARE.

THERE'S NO WAY TO DO I HAVE A COMPROMISE SOLUTION. PUT THIS LITTLE RED TAG ON ONE OF THEM AND TELL ME LATER IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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