Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th September 2005

Dilbert//5999, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 17th September 2005

Official transcript

"I didn't think it was possible, but for the past month I've done my own job plus Ted's, and done them well."

"I know that you're marveling at my accomplishment and wondering how you can reward me."

"Maybe I can fire Carl and make this idiot do his job too."

"I'll be we're thinking of the same bonus amount!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE, BUT FOR THE PAST MONTH IVE DONE MY OWN JOB PLUS TED'S, AND DONE THEM WELL.

I KNOW THAT YOU'RE MARVELING AT MY ACCOMPLISHMENT AND WONDERING HOW YOU CAN REWARD ME.

MAYBE I CAN FIRE CARL AND MAKE THIS IDIOT DO HIS JOB TOO.

I'LL BET WE'RE THINKING OF THE SAME BONUS AMOUNT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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