Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th September 2005

Dilbert//5998, first published 21 years ago on Friday 16th September 2005

Official transcript

I need you to pick up Ted's function. "No problem. I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."

"Or are you asking me to do something that's logically impossible?"

"I think I hate you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO PICK UP TED'S FUNCTION.

NO PROBLEM. I HAVE INFINITE CAPACITY TO DO MORE WORK AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND THAT MY QUALITY APPROACHES ZERO.

OR ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE?

I THINK I HATE YOU

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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