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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th September 2005

Dilbert//6001, first published 21 years ago on Monday 19th September 2005


Official transcript

We've narrowed our target market to this guy. "He's the only one rich enough and stupid enough to buy our high-end product."

"Our diamond-encrusted time machine will take you one hour into the future in only sixty minutes!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WEVE NARROWED OUR TARGET MARKET TO THIS GUY.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE RICH ENOUGH AND STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY OUR HIGH-END PRODUCT.

OUR DIAMOND- ENCRUSTED TIME MACHINE WILL TAKE YOU ONE HOUR INTO THE FUTURE IN ONLY SIXTY MINUTES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Diamond-Encrusted Time Machine"

Summary:

  • A man presents a diamond-encrusted time machine to his colleagues, claiming it will save them one hour in the future over sixty minutes.
  • The scene is set in a corporate environment, with the man's colleagues expressing skepticism and frustration with his proposal.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the man's idea and the bureaucratic red tape that often accompanies corporate decision-making.

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