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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th September 2005

Dilbert//6002, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 20th September 2005


Official transcript

Question: If our new product takes you sixty minutes into the future in one hour... "Isn't that the same as doing nothing at all?"

"It also makes you lose weight if you stay in it long enough...while not eating."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

QUESTION: IF OUR NEW PRODUCT TAKES YOU SIXTY MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE IN ONE HOUR. ..

ISN'T THAT THE SAME AS DOING NOTHING AT ALL?

IT ALSO MAKES YOU LOSE WEIGHT IF YOU STAY IN IT LONG ENOUGH. .. WHILE NOT EATING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Time Travel and Weight Loss"

Summary:

  • A new product promises to take the user sixty minutes into the future in one hour.
  • The user asks if this means they'll be doing nothing at all.
  • The response is that it will make them lose weight if they stay in it long enough, while not eating.
  • The comic strip humorously explores the idea of time travel and its potential consequences on one's physical appearance.

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