Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd September 2005

Dilbert//6004, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 22nd September 2005

Official transcript

"I'm an attorney. If my client is injured by this time machine, I will sue!"

"I think you should consult with your client before being so belligerent."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM AN ATTORNEY.

IF MY CLIENT IS INJURED BY THIS UNTESTED TIME MACHINE, I WILL SUE!

I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSULT WITH YOUR CLIENT BEFORE BEING SO BELLIGERENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Time Machine Malpractice"

Summary:

• A client sues their attorney for malpractice after being injured by a time machine.
• The attorney is shocked and suggests consulting with the client before being so belligerent.
• The client is unapologetic and demands compensation for their injuries.
• The attorney is left frustrated and unsure of how to proceed with the case.

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