Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st September 2005

Dilbert//6003, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 21st September 2005

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults "Your time machine is a fraud, but no one needs to know."

"With a few minor modifications, the user will vanish, and everyone will assume it worked."

"This is in case you don't completely vanish."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOUR TIME MACHINE IS A FRAUD, BUT NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW.

WITH A FEW MINOR MODIFICATIONS, THE USER WILL VANISH, AND EVERYONE WILL ASSUME IT WORKED.

THIS IS IN CASE YOU DON T COMPLETELY VANISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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