Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th September 2005

Dilbert//6008, first published 21 years ago on Monday 26th September 2005

Official transcript

Here's a list of gifts I received on National Boss Day. "Sort them by dollar value and assign annual raises based on who gave the most."

"Now I regret the Sculpture-o-Gum."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S A LIST OF GIFTS I RECEIVED ON NATIONAL BOSS DAY.

SORT THEM BY DOLLAR VALUE AND ASSIGN ANNUAL RAISES BASED ON WHO GAVE THE MOST.

NOW I REGRET THE SCULPTURE-O-GUM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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