Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th September 2005

Dilbert//6009, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 27th September 2005

Official transcript

I've decided to test my market value by doing some interviews. "Would you like some interview tips?"

"Nah. I'll use my instincts."

"You're an hour late!"

"Your men's room is like a palace."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE DECIDED TO TEST MY MARKET VALUE BY DOING SOME INTERVIEWS.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME INTERVIEW TIPS?

NAH. I'LL USE MY INSTINCTS YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE!

YOUR MEN'S ROOM IS LIKE A PALACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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