Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th September 2005

Dilbert//6012, first published 21 years ago on Friday 30th September 2005

Official transcript

"I have a job offer from another company, but I'll give you a chance to buy my loyalty."

"Now I just sit back and let the loving begin."

"And his opening offer is..."

"That's right: Whack him in the parking lot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A JOB OFFER FROM ANOTHER COMPANY, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO BUY MY LOYALTY.

NOW I JUST SIT BACK AND LET THE LOVING BEGIN.

AND HIS OPENING OFFER IS.

THAT'S RIGHT: WHACK HIM IN THE PARKING LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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