Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st October 2005

Dilbert//6013, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 1st October 2005

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catbert softening up employee satisfaction survey fire them purring

Official transcript

The employee satisfaction survey says they don't trust management. "Don't worry. I'll find out who feels that way and fire them during the next retrenchment."

"Purr? Who said purr?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION SURVEY SAYS THEY DON'T TRUST MANAGEMENT.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIND OUT WHO FEELS THAT WAY AND FIRE THEM DURING THE NEXT RETRENCHMENT.

PURR?

WHO SAID PURR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Employee Satisfaction Survey Says They Don't Trust Management"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a red cat, sitting on a desk with a piece of paper in his hand. He is addressing a group of employees, stating that the employee satisfaction survey reveals they do not trust management. In response, one employee asks if anyone will be fired as a result of the survey. Dilbert responds by saying he will find out who feels that way and fire them during the next retrenchment. Another employee, who is a cat, asks if "purr" is the correct answer to the question. The comic strip humorously highlights the lack of trust between employees and management, as well as the absurdity of corporate culture.

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