Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st October 2005

Dilbert//6013, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 1st October 2005

Tags

catbert softening up employee satisfaction survey fire them purring

Official transcript

The employee satisfaction survey says they don't trust management. "Don't worry. I'll find out who feels that way and fire them during the next retrenchment."

"Purr? Who said purr?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION SURVEY SAYS THEY DON'T TRUST MANAGEMENT.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIND OUT WHO FEELS THAT WAY AND FIRE THEM DURING THE NEXT RETRENCHMENT.

PURR?

WHO SAID PURR?

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