Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th October 2005

Dilbert//6017, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 5th October 2005

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harpoon ass secretary donut eating remove annual review

Official transcript

"It's a harpoon. I see a lot of this."

"It's caused by a combination of doughnut-eating and agitating a secretary."

"Can you remove it?"

"Yes, but it will just come back at Annual Review time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S A HARPOON.

I SEE A LOT OF THIS.

IT'S CAUSED BY A COMBINATION OF DOUGHNUT-EATING AND AGITATING A SECRETARY.

CAN YOU REMOVE IT?

YES, BUT IT WILL JUST COME BACK AT ANNUAL REVIEW TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Harpoon"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a harpoon in the office, with one character commenting, "It's a harpoon. I see a lot of this."
• Another character explains that it's caused by a combination of doughnut-eating and agitating a secretary.
• The first character asks if they can remove the harpoon, and the second character replies, "Yes, but it will just come back at annual review time."
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of office politics and the consequences of poor behavior.

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