Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th October 2005

Dilbert//6018, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 6th October 2005

Tags

faq for wedsite anticipate questions questionaire

Official transcript

I hired Mr. Dogbert to write the F.A.Q. for our web site. "The key is to anticipate our customers' most likely questions."

"Question 1: Where does your CEO live? I need to know so I can throw your cruddy project through his biggest window."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED MR. DOGBERT TO WRITE THE F.A.Q.

FOR OUR WEB SITE.

THE KEY IS TO ANTICIPATE OUR CUSTOMERS' MOST LIKELY QUESTIONS.

QUESTION 1: WHERE DOES YOUR CEO LIVE?

I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN THROW YOUR CRUDDY PRODUCT THROUGH HIS BIGGEST WINDOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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