Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th October 2005

Dilbert//6019, first published 21 years ago on Friday 7th October 2005

Tags

wites to website eating toast file open stupidest question

Official transcript

Dogbert writes a F.A.Q. for the company web site "Question 8: Why won't my file open when I'm eating toast?"

"Answer 8: That is the stupidest question ever! Do not have children!"

"I sure hope someone asks that question."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT WRITES A F.A.Q. FOR THE COMPANY WEB SITE QUESTION 8: WHY WON'T MY FILE OPEN WHEN I'M EATING TOAST?

ANSWER 8: THAT IS THE STUPIDEST QUESTION EVER! DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN!

I SURE HOPE SOMEONE ASKS THAT QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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