Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th October 2005

Dilbert//6019, first published 21 years ago on Friday 7th October 2005

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wites to website eating toast file open stupidest question

Official transcript

Dogbert writes a F.A.Q. for the company web site "Question 8: Why won't my file open when I'm eating toast?"

"Answer 8: That is the stupidest question ever! Do not have children!"

"I sure hope someone asks that question."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT WRITES A F.A.Q. FOR THE COMPANY WEB SITE QUESTION 8: WHY WON'T MY FILE OPEN WHEN I'M EATING TOAST?

ANSWER 8: THAT IS THE STUPIDEST QUESTION EVER! DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN!

I SURE HOPE SOMEONE ASKS THAT QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's F.A.Q. Conundrum"

Summary:

In this comic strip, Dilbert, the protagonist, is tasked with answering frequently asked questions (F.A.Q.) for his company's website. However, he encounters an unusual and humorous question from a user named "Dogbert." The user asks why Dilbert won't open his file when he's eating toast. Dilbert is perplexed by this question, as it doesn't make sense in the context of file management. He responds with a witty remark, "That is the stupidest question ever. Do not have children!" The user then asks if Dilbert is sure someone asked that question, implying that the question might be a joke or a prank. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of some user queries and the challenges of responding to them in a professional setting.

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