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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th October 2005

Dilbert//6024, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 12th October 2005


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carol worst secretary fired involuntary termination form 904-b fill out form


Official transcript

"Carol, you're the worst secretary ever. I have to let you go."

"You can't fire me until you fill out the Involuntary Termination Form 904-B."

"Can you get me one of those?"

"Yeah. I'll get right on that."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAROL, YOU'RE THE WORST SECRETARY EVER. I HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME UNTIL YOU FILL OUT THE INVOLUNTARY TERMINATION FORM 904-B.

CAN YOU GET ME ONE OF THOSE?

YEAH. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "The Involuntary Termination Form".

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Carol, the worst secretary ever, and her boss, who is trying to fire her. The boss asks Carol to fill out the involuntary termination form, but Carol refuses, citing her lack of qualifications for the task. The boss then tries to persuade Carol to fill out the form, but she remains uncooperative. The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic process of firing an employee and the absurdity of requiring an employee to fill out a form to confirm their own termination.

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