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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th October 2005

Dilbert//6024, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 12th October 2005


Tags

carol worst secretary fired involuntary termination form 904-b fill out form


Official transcript

"Carol, you're the worst secretary ever. I have to let you go."

"You can't fire me until you fill out the Involuntary Termination Form 904-B."

"Can you get me one of those?"

"Yeah. I'll get right on that."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAROL, YOU'RE THE WORST SECRETARY EVER. I HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME UNTIL YOU FILL OUT THE INVOLUNTARY TERMINATION FORM 904-B.

CAN YOU GET ME ONE OF THOSE?

YEAH. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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