Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th October 2005

Dilbert//6025, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 13th October 2005

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liberty calculating how eich willing to date happily married four trillion dollars

Official transcript

I took the liberty of calculating how rich you'd have to be... "Before I'd be willing to date you. The number is four trillion dollars."

"You're happily married."

"That's all factored in."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF CALCULATING HOW RICH YOUD HAVE TO BE...

BEFORE I'D BE WILLING TO DATE YOU THE NUMBER IS FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS.

YOU'RE HAPPILY MARRIED THAT'S ALL FACTORED IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Price of Love"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and his boss, who is attempting to calculate the value of Dilbert's life. The boss presents Dilbert with a sheet of paper and asks him to calculate how much he would have to be worth to be happy. Dilbert responds that he would need to be $4 trillion dollars. The boss then asks if Dilbert is happy married, and Dilbert replies that he is. The boss concludes that all factors are now factored in, implying that Dilbert's happiness is solely dependent on his wealth. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that one's happiness can be measured solely by their financial worth.

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