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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th October 2005

Dilbert//6025, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 13th October 2005


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liberty calculating how eich willing to date happily married four trillion dollars


Official transcript

I took the liberty of calculating how rich you'd have to be... "Before I'd be willing to date you. The number is four trillion dollars."

"You're happily married."

"That's all factored in."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF CALCULATING HOW RICH YOUD HAVE TO BE...

BEFORE I'D BE WILLING TO DATE YOU THE NUMBER IS FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS.

YOU'RE HAPPILY MARRIED THAT'S ALL FACTORED IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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