Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th October 2005

Dilbert//6027, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 15th October 2005

Tags

return frisbee doesn't fly software cd total idiot users manual poorly written

Official transcript

"I'd like to return this Frisbee (TM). It doesn't fly right."

"This is a software CD. Only a total idiot would think it was a Frisbee (TM)."

"In my defense, the user's manual was poorly written."

"Plus you're a total idiot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ID LIKE TO RETURN THIS FRISBEE*" IT DOESN'T FLY RIGHT.

THIS IS A SOFTWARE CD. ONLY A TOTAL IDIOT WOULD THINK IT WAS A FRISBEE *) IN MY DEFENSE, THE USER'S MANUAL WAS POORLY WRITTEN.

PLUS YOU'RE A TOTAL IDIOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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