Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th October 2005

Dilbert//6026, first published 21 years ago on Friday 14th October 2005

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total sales package of software engaged in piract tiny frisbee leap in air mouth

Official transcript

"Our total sales to Elbonia are one package of software."

"That can only mean that they're engaged in massive software piracy."

"When I toss the tiny Frisbee (TM), you leap in the air and catch it in your mouth."

"You first."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR TOTAL SALES TO ELBONIA ARE ONE PACKAGE OF SOFTWARE.

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT THEY'RE ENGAGED IN MASSIVE SOFTWARE PIRACY.

WHEN I TOSS THE TINY FRISBEE (**), YOU LEAP IN THE AIR AND CATCH IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

YOU FIRST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Tiny Frisbee" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert's boss announces that the company's total sales to Elbonia are a single package of software.
• Dilbert responds with skepticism, questioning the significance of this achievement.

Panel 2:

• Dilbert's boss explains that this is a major accomplishment in software piracy, implying that Elbonia is notorious for stealing software.
• Dilbert is unimpressed, suggesting that this is not a notable achievement.

Panel 3:

• Dilbert's boss compares the situation to tossing a tiny frisbee, which he claims will leap into the air and catch the attention of the company's competitors.
• Dilbert is skeptical of this analogy, implying that it is unrealistic or exaggerated.

Overall: The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of celebrating minor achievements and the tendency to exaggerate or distort reality. It also highlights the absurdity of using a tiny frisbee as a metaphor for success in software piracy.

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