Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th October 2005

Dilbert//6026, first published 21 years ago on Friday 14th October 2005

Tags

total sales package of software engaged in piract tiny frisbee leap in air mouth

Official transcript

"Our total sales to Elbonia are one package of software."

"That can only mean that they're engaged in massive software piracy."

"When I toss the tiny Frisbee (TM), you leap in the air and catch it in your mouth."

"You first."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR TOTAL SALES TO ELBONIA ARE ONE PACKAGE OF SOFTWARE.

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT THEY'RE ENGAGED IN MASSIVE SOFTWARE PIRACY.

WHEN I TOSS THE TINY FRISBEE (**), YOU LEAP IN THE AIR AND CATCH IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

YOU FIRST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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