Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th October 2005

Dilbert//6029, first published 21 years ago on Monday 17th October 2005

Tags

misleading financial problems shady innocent people personal gain

Official transcript

Our shareholders are suing us for misleading them about our financial problems. "Since when is it illegal to shaft innocent people for personal gain?"

"Don't put that in the minutes."

"I'll see what I can do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR SHAREHOLDERS ARE SUING US FOR MISLEADING THEM ABOUT OUR FINANCIAL PROBLEMS.

SINCE WHEN IS IT ILLEGAL TO SHAFT INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR PERSONAL GAIN?

DON'T PUT THAT IN THE MINUTES.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Corporate Ethics"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of corporate executives, where they are being sued for misleading shareholders about their financial problems. One executive asks if it is illegal to shaft innocent people for personal gain, and another responds that he will see what he can do. The strip satirically highlights the moral bankruptcy of corporate executives who prioritize personal gain over ethical considerations.

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