Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th October 2005

Dilbert//6030, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 18th October 2005

Tags

court ordered email records deleted system mainentance wink wink flirting in on it scam

Official transcript

Company Lawyer "The court ordered us to turn over all of our e-mail records."

"Gosh, I sure hope they don't get deleted during regularly scheduled system maintenance."

"Oh no. That would be bad! Wink! Wink!"

"Good grief, man! How can you be flirting at a time like this?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER THE COURT ORDERED US TO TURN OVER ALL OF OUR EMAIL RECORDS.

GOSH. I SURE HOPE THEY DONT GET DELETED DURING REGULARLY SCHEDULED SYSTEM MAINTENANCE.

OH NO.

THAT WOULD BE BAD!

WINK!

WINK!

GOOD GRIEF, MAN! HOW CAN YOU BE FLIRTING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Company Lawyer"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company lawyer's conversation with a court.

• The lawyer is informed that the court has ordered them to turn over all of their e-mail records.
• The lawyer is concerned about the potential consequences of this request, specifically the deletion of system maintenance emails.
• The lawyer asks if it would be bad to wink at the judge, implying that he is trying to find a way to avoid complying with the court's order.
• The judge responds by asking how the lawyer can be flirting at a time like this, indicating that the lawyer's attempt to wink is inappropriate and unprofessional.

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