Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st October 2005

Dilbert//6033, first published 21 years ago on Friday 21st October 2005

Tags

dinasaur body gurad carrot stick nap time dumb dino momentary

Official transcript

"Bob, my boss might be planning to kill me. Would you be my bodyguard?"

"I can't because I'm all busy eating a carrot stick."

"How about after you finish it?"

"You mean nap time? Be serious!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, MY BOSS MIGHT BE PLANNING TO KILL ME. WOULD YOU BE MY BODYGUARD?

I CAN'T BECAUSE IM ALL BUSY EATING A CARROT STICK.

HOW ABOUT AFTER YOU FINISH IT?

YOU MEAN NAP TIME?

BE SERIOUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's Dinosaur Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, interacting with a green dinosaur. The conversation begins with the dinosaur asking if Bob (Dilbert's boss) would make it its bodyguard. Dilbert responds that he can't because he's busy eating a carrot stick, prompting the dinosaur to inquire about the consequences of finishing the task. The dinosaur then asks if it will be serious, to which Dilbert replies, "You mean nap time? Be serious!" The exchange showcases the lighthearted and humorous tone characteristic of the 'Dilbert' comic strip.

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