Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st October 2005

Dilbert//6033, first published 21 years ago on Friday 21st October 2005

Tags

dinasaur body gurad carrot stick nap time dumb dino momentary

Official transcript

"Bob, my boss might be planning to kill me. Would you be my bodyguard?"

"I can't because I'm all busy eating a carrot stick."

"How about after you finish it?"

"You mean nap time? Be serious!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, MY BOSS MIGHT BE PLANNING TO KILL ME. WOULD YOU BE MY BODYGUARD?

I CAN'T BECAUSE IM ALL BUSY EATING A CARROT STICK.

HOW ABOUT AFTER YOU FINISH IT?

YOU MEAN NAP TIME?

BE SERIOUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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