Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th October 2005

Dilbert//6032, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 20th October 2005

Tags

boss malfeasance abandoned warehouse beneficiary life insurance

Official transcript

I'm afraid that my boss will try to kill me because I know about his malfeasance. "I recommend that you ask to meet him alone at an abandoned warehouse."

"It was a mistake to name you the beneficiary on my life insurance policy."

"Remember to insult his goons."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM AFRAID THAT MY BOSS WILL TRY TO KILL ME BECAUSE I KNOW ABOUT HIS MALFEASANCE.

I RECOMMEND THAT YOU ASK TO MEET HIM ALONE AT AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE.

IT WAS A MISTAKE TO NAME YOU THE BENEFICIARY ON MY LIFE INSURANCE POLICY.

REMEMBER TO INSULT HIS GOONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Malfeasance and Goons"

This comic strip, originally published in the 'Dilbert' series, features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert expresses his fear that his boss will attempt to kill him due to his knowledge of the boss's malfeasance.
• The boss recommends that Dilbert meet him alone at an abandoned warehouse.
• Dilbert responds by reminding the boss to insult his goons.

The comic strip humorously portrays the tension between Dilbert and his boss, with Dilbert's wit and sarcasm serving as a defense mechanism against the boss's potential threats.

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