Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th October 2005

Dilbert//6032, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 20th October 2005

Tags

boss malfeasance abandoned warehouse beneficiary life insurance

Official transcript

I'm afraid that my boss will try to kill me because I know about his malfeasance. "I recommend that you ask to meet him alone at an abandoned warehouse."

"It was a mistake to name you the beneficiary on my life insurance policy."

"Remember to insult his goons."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM AFRAID THAT MY BOSS WILL TRY TO KILL ME BECAUSE I KNOW ABOUT HIS MALFEASANCE.

I RECOMMEND THAT YOU ASK TO MEET HIM ALONE AT AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE.

IT WAS A MISTAKE TO NAME YOU THE BENEFICIARY ON MY LIFE INSURANCE POLICY.

REMEMBER TO INSULT HIS GOONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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