Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd October 2005

Dilbert//6035, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 23rd October 2005

Tags

evil director fly on plane guidelines key employees ceo presdient same flight interns run with sciccors plastic bags over heads

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I have new guidelines on who can fly on the same plane."

"We can't risk losing too many key employees."

"The CEO and the president are not allowed to be on the same flight."

"No more than three vice presidents may be on the same flight."

"What are the guidelines for interns?"

"Infinite interns are allowed on the same flight. You are also allowed to run with scissors and put plastic bags over your heads."

"How many interns are allowed per plastic bag?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I HAVE NEW GUIDELINES ON WHO CAN FLY ON THE SAME WE CAN'T RISK LOSING TOO MANY KEY EMPLOYEES.

THE CEO AND THE PRESIDENT ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ON THE SAME FLIGHT.

NO MORE THAN THREE VICE PRESIDENTS MAY BE ON THE SAME FLIGHT.

FLMING WHAT ARE THE GUIDELINES FOR INTERNS?

INFINITE INTERNS ARE ALLOWED ON THE SAME FLIGHT. YOU ARE ALSO ALLOWED TO RUN WITH SCISSORS AND PUT PLASTIC BAGS OVER YOUR HEADS.

HOW MANY INTERNS ARE ALLOWED PER PLASTIC BAG?

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