Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th October 2005

Dilbert//6036, first published 21 years ago on Monday 24th October 2005

Tags

unpaid overtime death deny pleasures good night kiss this thing medical

Official transcript

"You know what two things are very similar?"

"Unpaid overtime and death. They both deny me the pleasures of being alive."

"How about a good night kiss?"

"Hey, you found a third thing!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KNOW WHAT TWO THINGS ARE VERY SIMILAR?

UNPAID OVERTIME AND DEATH. THEY BOTH DENY ME THE PLEASURES OF BEING ALIVE.

HOW ABOUT A GOOD NIGHT KISS?

HEY, YOU FOUND A THIRD THING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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