Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st October 2005

Dilbert//6043, first published 21 years ago on Monday 31st October 2005

Tags

overall startegy never ask questiom hear the answer

Official transcript

How does my project fit into our company's overall strategy? "Beats me. I didn't even know we had a strategy."

"Never ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer."

"That's why I never say 'How are you?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DOES MY PROJECT FIT INTO OUR COMPANY'S OVERALL STRATEGY?

BEATS ME.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A STRATEGY.

NEVER ASK A QUESTION IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE ANSWER.

THAT'S WHYI NEVER SAY "HOW ARE YOU? "

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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