Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th October 2005

Dilbert//6042, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 30th October 2005

Tags

itern eating fiber schools indian institute of technology

Official transcript

"Tex, I'd like you to meet Asok, our intern."

"Asok? What kind of name is that? Are you a taxi driver?"

"Um...no."

"I've produced bigger things than you by eating fiber!"

"Do they have schools where you came from?"

"Actually, Asok graduated from the Indian Institute of Technology. So if I were you, I wouldn't make him angry."

"Why? What's he gonna do? Gnaw on my ankle?"

"Explode! Explode!"

BOOM! "They taught you some good stuff."

"Nah. You can't even get in unless you can do that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TEX, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET ASOK, OUR INTERN.

ASOK? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? ARE YOU A TAXI DRIVER?

I'VE PRODUCED BIGGER THINGS THAN YOU BY EATING FIBER!

DO THEY HAVE SCHOOLS WHERE YOU CAME FROM?

ACTUALLY, ASOK GRADUATED FROM THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, SO IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T MAKE HIM ANGRY, UM.

NO.

WHY? WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? GNAW ON MY ANKLE?

EXPLODE!

EXPLODE!

BOOM!

THEY TAUGHT YOU SOME GOOD STUFF.

NAH. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET IN UNLESS YOU CAN DO THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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