Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th October 2005

Dilbert//6042, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 30th October 2005

Tags

itern eating fiber schools indian institute of technology

Official transcript

"Tex, I'd like you to meet Asok, our intern."

"Asok? What kind of name is that? Are you a taxi driver?"

"Um...no."

"I've produced bigger things than you by eating fiber!"

"Do they have schools where you came from?"

"Actually, Asok graduated from the Indian Institute of Technology. So if I were you, I wouldn't make him angry."

"Why? What's he gonna do? Gnaw on my ankle?"

"Explode! Explode!"

BOOM! "They taught you some good stuff."

"Nah. You can't even get in unless you can do that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TEX, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET ASOK, OUR INTERN.

ASOK? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? ARE YOU A TAXI DRIVER?

I'VE PRODUCED BIGGER THINGS THAN YOU BY EATING FIBER!

DO THEY HAVE SCHOOLS WHERE YOU CAME FROM?

ACTUALLY, ASOK GRADUATED FROM THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, SO IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T MAKE HIM ANGRY, UM.

NO.

WHY? WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? GNAW ON MY ANKLE?

EXPLODE!

EXPLODE!

BOOM!

THEY TAUGHT YOU SOME GOOD STUFF.

NAH. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET IN UNLESS YOU CAN DO THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Taxi Driver"

Summary:

The comic strip features Tex, a cowboy character, who is introduced to Asok, the intern. Tex is surprised to learn that Asok is a taxi driver, as he had expected him to be a more traditional Indian person. Asok explains that he graduated from the Indian Institute of Technology and is now working as an intern at Dilbert's company.

Tex is impressed by Asok's academic background and asks him to teach him some good stuff. However, Asok declines, stating that he can't even get in unless he can do that. The conversation ends with Tex expressing his frustration and Asok walking away, leaving Tex to ponder his own limitations.

Key Points:

• Tex meets Asok, an Indian intern who is a taxi driver.
• Asok explains his academic background and his current job as an intern.
• Tex asks Asok to teach him something, but Asok declines.
• The conversation ends with Tex feeling frustrated and Asok walking away.

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