Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th November 2005

Dilbert//6048, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 5th November 2005

Tags

eat you alive do my bidding boss's pet

Official transcript

"For a boss's pet, you're nice."

"I see no reason to be unkind."

"Buwhahaha! We're alone now, nerdling! Do my bidding or I will eat you alive!!!"

"They always forget to factor in your head size."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR A BOSS'S PET, YOU'RE NICE.

I SEE NO REASON TO BE UNKIND BUWHAHAHA! WE'RE ALONE NOW, NERDLING!

DO MY BIDDING OR I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!

THEY ALWAYS FORGET TO FACTOR IN YOUR HEAD SIZE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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