Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th November 2005

Dilbert//6049, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 6th November 2005

Tags

quirky co worker colossal waste invented table executive recruiter leadership or crazy wallet alone

Official transcript

"GAAA!!! I'm changing!!!"

"Suddenly I see you not as a quirky coworker, but as a colossal waste of resources!"

"Do you think you matter? No, you do not. I matter."

"I invented this table!"

"I'd better call someone."

"It's an emergency. Send the executive recruiter."

"What's your status?!!"

"Is it leadership or just regular crazy?"

"Too soon to tell."

"Hey! Leave my wallet alone!"

"He's one of ours."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GAAA!!! I'M CHANGING!!!

SUDDENLY I SEE YOU NOT AS A QUIRKY COWORKER, BUT AS A COLOSSAL WASTE OF RESOURCES!

DO YOU THINK YOU MATTER? NO, YOU DO NOT. I MATTER.

I INVENTED THIS TABLE!

I'D BETTER CALL SOMEONE.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

SEND THE EXECUTIVE RECRUITER WHAT'S YOUR STATUS?!!

IS IT LEADER SHIP OR JUST REGULAR CRAZY?

TOO SOON TO TELL.

HEY!

LEAVE MY WALLET ALONE!

HE'S ONE OF OURS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Table Invention"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of coworkers in a meeting, where one of them, Dilbert, is frustrated with the lack of progress and the waste of resources. He suddenly sees his coworker as a "quirky" and "colossal waste of resources," and questions whether he matters. The coworker, however, is not affected by Dilbert's words and instead invents a table, which he claims is his own invention. The other coworkers are impressed by the table and ask Dilbert if he is the leader, ship, or just regular crazy. Dilbert responds that he is one of them, and the coworker leaves his wallet alone, implying that he is willing to share his resources with the group.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is frustrated with the lack of progress and waste of resources in the meeting.
• He questions whether his coworker matters, but the coworker is not affected.
• The coworker invents a table, which impresses the other coworkers.
• Dilbert is asked if he is the leader, ship, or just regular crazy, and responds that he is one of them.
• The coworker leaves his wallet alone, implying that he is willing to share his resources with the group.

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