Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th November 2005

Dilbert//6049, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 6th November 2005

Tags

quirky co worker colossal waste invented table executive recruiter leadership or crazy wallet alone

Official transcript

"GAAA!!! I'm changing!!!"

"Suddenly I see you not as a quirky coworker, but as a colossal waste of resources!"

"Do you think you matter? No, you do not. I matter."

"I invented this table!"

"I'd better call someone."

"It's an emergency. Send the executive recruiter."

"What's your status?!!"

"Is it leadership or just regular crazy?"

"Too soon to tell."

"Hey! Leave my wallet alone!"

"He's one of ours."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GAAA!!! I'M CHANGING!!!

SUDDENLY I SEE YOU NOT AS A QUIRKY COWORKER, BUT AS A COLOSSAL WASTE OF RESOURCES!

DO YOU THINK YOU MATTER? NO, YOU DO NOT. I MATTER.

I INVENTED THIS TABLE!

I'D BETTER CALL SOMEONE.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

SEND THE EXECUTIVE RECRUITER WHAT'S YOUR STATUS?!!

IS IT LEADER SHIP OR JUST REGULAR CRAZY?

TOO SOON TO TELL.

HEY!

LEAVE MY WALLET ALONE!

HE'S ONE OF OURS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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