Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd November 2005

Dilbert//6066, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 23rd November 2005

Tags

ted snadwhich left in breakroom marked ted lost weight anger red faced

Official transcript

"I'll be right back. I'm going to grab a Ted sandwich before the meeting."

"A what?"

"The food people always leave one sandwich in the break room fridge labeled Ted. It tastes like ham."

"You're looking good, Ted. Have you lost weight?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M GOING TO GRAB A TED SANDWICH BEFORE THE MEETING.

WHAT?

THE FOOD PEOPLE ALWAYS LEAVE ONE SANDWICH IN THE BREAK ROOM FRIDGE LABELED TED. IT TASTES LIKE HAM.

YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, TED. HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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