Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th November 2005

Dilbert//6067, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 24th November 2005

Tags

accused of stealing computers took the fifth job interview lied stole

Official transcript

Why did you leave your last job? "They accused me of stealing four computers."

"Did they make you confess?"

"I took the fifth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR LAST JOB?

THEY ACCUSED ME OF STEALING FOUR COMPUTERS.

DID THEY MAKE YOU CONFESS?

I TOOK THE FIFTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Fifth Amendment"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a job interview scenario where the applicant is asked about their previous employment. The applicant responds by accusing their former employer of stealing four computers, prompting the interviewer to ask if they made the employer confess. The applicant's response is to invoke the Fifth Amendment, stating that they took the fifth.

Key Elements:

• A job interview setting
• An applicant accused of stealing computers
• The applicant invoking the Fifth Amendment
• A humorous take on the Fifth Amendment and its implications in a job interview context

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