Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th November 2005

Dilbert//6067, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 24th November 2005

Tags

accused of stealing computers took the fifth job interview lied stole

Official transcript

Why did you leave your last job? "They accused me of stealing four computers."

"Did they make you confess?"

"I took the fifth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR LAST JOB?

THEY ACCUSED ME OF STEALING FOUR COMPUTERS.

DID THEY MAKE YOU CONFESS?

I TOOK THE FIFTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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