Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th November 2005

Dilbert//6070, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 27th November 2005

Tags

buiness stragey list past years no afraid of change deserve bonus generous good looking rhetorical question

Official transcript

Our new business strategy is... "Hold on."

"I made a list of all of our strategies for the past five years."

"There have been seventeen of them."

"What does that tell us?"

"That I'm not afraid of change."

"And that I've been working hard and I deserve a huge bonus."

"And that I'm kind and generous and good looking."

"You have to give him credit. The man knows how to answer a rhetorical question."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY 1S. ..

HOLD ON.

I MADE A LIST OF ALL OF OUR STRATEGIES FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS.

THERE HAVE BEEN SEVENTEEN OF THEM.

WHAT DOES THAT TELL US?

THAT IM NOT AFRAID OF CHANGE.

AND THAT IVE BEEN WORKING HARD AND I DESERVE A HUGE BONUS.

AND THAT I'M KIND AND GENEROUS AND GOOD LOOKING.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM CREDIT. THE MAN KNOWS HOW TO ANSWER A RHETORICAL QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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