Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th December 2005

Dilbert//6088, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 15th December 2005

Tags

venture capitalist most desparate vc business idea worth funding crooked teeth

Official transcript

"I'm Vijay, the world's most desperate venture capitalist."

"The VC business is more competitive than ever. I'm going to stalk you until you come up with an idea worth funding."

"No pressure, but all of my kids have crooked teeth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M VIJAY, THE WORLD'S MOST DESPERATE VENTURE CAPITALIST.

THE VC BUSINESS IS MORE COMPETITIVE THAN EVER. I'M GOING TO STALK YOU UNTIL YOU COME UP WITH AN IDEA WORTH FUNDING NO PRESSURE, BUT ALL OF MY KIDS HAVE CROOKED TEETH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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