Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th December 2005

Dilbert//6089, first published 21 years ago on Friday 16th December 2005

Tags

desperate venture capitalist vjay business plan napkin lunch table break room money throws money

Official transcript

Vijay, the World's Most Desperate Venture Capitalist "Does anyone need a napkin to write on?"

"What are you thinking now? Could it be a business plan?"

"TAKE MY MONEY!!! TAKE IT!!!"

"He's nice."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

VIJAY, THE WORLD'S MOST DESPERATE VENTURE CAPITALIST DOES ANYONE NEED A NAPKIN TO WRITE ON?

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW? COULD IT BE A BUSINESS PLAN?

TAKE MY MONEY III TAKE ITIII HE'S NICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Venture Capitalist"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Vijay, a venture capitalist, who is desperate for new ideas to invest in.
• He approaches a group of people at a conference and asks if they have any napkin ideas to write on.
• One person suggests that Vijay could be a business plan, and Vijay enthusiastically agrees, taking the person's money.
• The punchline of the comic strip is that Vijay is willing to invest in anything, no matter how ridiculous, as long as it's written on a napkin.

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