Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th December 2005

Dilbert//6093, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 20th December 2005

Tags

intermediate species hominid oyster light sensitive blob serious pearl

Official transcript

"Your resume says you're some kind of intermediary species."

"That's right."

"I'm halfway between hominid and oyster. Someday I hope my light-sensitive blob will become an eye!"

"I don't think we can use you."

"Oh, man, you're giving me a serious pearl."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR RESUME SAYS YOU'RE SOME KIND OF INTERMEDIATE SPECIES.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M HALFWAY BETWEEN HOMINID AND OYSTER.

SOMEDAY I HOPE MY LIGHT-SENSITIVE BLOB WILL BECOME AN EYE!

I DONT THINK WE CAN USE YOU.

OH, MAN, YOU'RE GIVING ME A SERIOUS PEARL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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