Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th December 2005

Dilbert//6092, first published 21 years ago on Monday 19th December 2005

Tags

evil director downsizing human way marketing ones giant dung beetle ball poor performers

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "The downsizing will be handled in the most humane way I could think of."

"I hired a giant dung beetle to roll the poor performers into a ball and out the door."

"I can't get the marketing ones to stick. They keep sliding off."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES THE DOWNSIZING WILL BE HANDLED IN THE MOST HUMANE WAY I COULD THINK OF.

I HIRED A GIANT DUNG BEETLE TO ROLL THE POOR PERFORMERS INTO A BALL AND OUT THE DOOR.

I CANT GET THE MARKETING ONES TO STICK. THEY KEEP SLIDING OFF.

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