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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th December 2005

Dilbert//6100, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 27th December 2005


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try rebooting tech support clone yourself adoption notice bugs slapped 1


Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support "Try rebooting yourself."

"Clone yourself, put the clone up for adoption, and hope intelligence can be influenced by the environment."

"Evidently your parents slapped together Version 1.0 of you and hoped no one would notice the bugs..."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT TRY REBOOTING YOURSELF.

CLONE YOURSELF, PUT THE CLONE UP FOR ADOPTION, AND HOPE INTELLIGENCE CAN BE INFLUENCED BY THE ENVIRONMENT.

EVIDENTLY YOUR PARENTS SLAPPED TOGETHER VERSION 1.0 OF YOU AND HOPED NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THE BUGS..

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Try Rebooting Yourself"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and sarcastic character, offering advice on how to improve one's life by rebooting oneself. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Dogbert suggests trying a reboot, implying that a fresh start could be beneficial.
  • The person is skeptical and asks if cloning themselves would be a better option.
  • Dogbert responds by saying that cloning oneself would not work, as the environment would influence the clone's behavior and intelligence.
  • Dogbert then makes a humorous comment about parents slapping their children together, implying that this would not produce a desirable outcome either.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking solutions to life's problems through technology or cloning.
  • Dogbert's sarcastic tone and humorous remarks add to the comedic effect of the strip.
  • The conversation highlights the complexities of personal growth and development, suggesting that there is no easy fix or magic solution.

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