Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th December 2005

Dilbert//6100, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 27th December 2005

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try rebooting tech support clone yourself adoption notice bugs slapped 1

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support "Try rebooting yourself."

"Clone yourself, put the clone up for adoption, and hope intelligence can be influenced by the environment."

"Evidently your parents slapped together Version 1.0 of you and hoped no one would notice the bugs..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT TRY REBOOTING YOURSELF.

CLONE YOURSELF, PUT THE CLONE UP FOR ADOPTION, AND HOPE INTELLIGENCE CAN BE INFLUENCED BY THE ENVIRONMENT.

EVIDENTLY YOUR PARENTS SLAPPED TOGETHER VERSION 1.0 OF YOU AND HOPED NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THE BUGS..

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