Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th December 2005

Dilbert//6101, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 28th December 2005

Tags

new guy project staus report random pharse generatormmeail listens when he's talking

Official transcript

"Alice, can you show the new guy how to do a project status report?"

"He doesn't read them, so we all use a random phrase generator. I'll e-mail it to you."

"You said that in front of him."

"He only listens when he's talking."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, CAN YOU SHOW THE NEW GUY HOW TO DO A PROJECT STATUS REPORT?

HE DOESN'T READ THEM, SO WE ALL USE A RANDOM PHRASE GENERATOR. I'LL EMAIL IT TO YOU.

YOU SAID THAT IN FRONT OF HIM.

HE ONLY LISTENS WHEN HE'S TALKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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