Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th January 2006

Dilbert//6110, first published twenty years ago on Friday 6th January 2006

Official transcript

"We're off to see the Wizard of Landfill. He'll give you some ambition and he'll show me how to get home."

"Can we go too? I need experience...And he needs a brain, heart, soul, and a strategic vision."

"No I don't. You're fired!"

"And a job...I need a job."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD OF LANDFILL.

HELL GIVE YOU SOME AMBITION AND HELL SHOW ME HOW TO GET HOME.

CAN WE GO TOO? I NEED EXPERIENCE... AND HE NEEDS A BRAIN, HEART, SOUL, AND A STRATEGIC VISION.

NO I DON T.

YOU'RE FIRED!

AND A JOB... I NEED A JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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