Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th January 2006

Dilbert//6111, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 7th January 2006

Official transcript

"Oh great Wizard of Landfill, can you show me how to go home?...Also, my pals need experience and ambition."

"You're here because you ran out of good ideas...Here are a few gems about the idiots who manage my company."

"There's no place like my home office...There's no place like my home office..."

"He was creepy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OH GREAT WIZARD OF LANDFILL, CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO GO HOME? ... ALSO, MY PALS NEED EXPERIENCE AND AMBITION.

YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU RAN OUT OF GOOD IDEAS. .. HERE ARE A FEW GEMS ABOUT THE IDIOTS WHO MANAGE MY COMPANY.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE MY HOME OFFICE... THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE MY HOME OFFICE...

HE WAS CREEPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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