Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th January 2006

Dilbert//6115, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 11th January 2006

Official transcript

Dogbert's Retirement Planning Seminar "I'll show you how to spend your golden years on the golf course."

"Get a job caddying for people who have better jobs than you."

"Never pay rent again, thanks to the patented Dogbert breathing tube for sand traps!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S RETIREMENT PLANNING SEMINAR I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SPEND YOUR GOLDEN YEARS ON THE GOLF COURSE.

GET A JOB CADDYING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BETTER JOBS THAN YOU.

NEVER PAY RENT AGAIN, THANKS TO THE PATENTED DOG - BERT BREATHING TUBE FOR SAND TRAPS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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