Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th January 2006

Dilbert//6114, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 10th January 2006

Official transcript

Welcome to Dogbert's Retirement Planning Seminar. "Don't tell anyone that you retired. Just keep coming to work and collecting money for the weekly lottery pool. Then spend it on food."

"I want my dollar back."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S RETIREMENT PLANNING SEMINAR.

DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT YOU RETIRED.

JUST KEEP COMING TO WORK AND COLLECTING MONEY FOR THE WEEKLY LOTTERY POOL. THEN SPEND IT ON FOOD.

I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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